Hey Bub.
I'm not a lumberjack... (though I may dress like one on occations),
or a fur trader... (though I love a good hunt)
I don't live in an igloo... (but I do make a pretty good one when the need arises)
or eat backbacon...on a regular basis,
or own a dogsled... anymore.
I don't know why Sabretooth, Lady Deathstrike and everyone else wants to kill me
although I'm certain they have a pretty good reason.

I have a healing factor,
not a regenerative factor.
I speak english, french, japanese, chinese, russian, a little german...
and probably a whole bunch more
and I pronouce it 'eh', not 'a'.

I can proudly have my country's flag on my harley.
I believe in Molson Ex, not Budwizer.
Freedom of mind, not assimilation... into the Phalanx,
And yellow is a perfectly good colour for a uniform.
Cyclops is a pretty boy,
The Cajin is irritating,
And it is pronounced 'adamantium' not 'aluminum', 'adamantium'.

Canada is the best place to get lost in the woods.
The first nation with hockey and great beer.
And the best part of North America.

My name is Logan.
And I am Canadian.

...

You got a problem with that you egg suckin' piece of gutter trash?